The Collected Thoughts of Chairman jOHN

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

welcome to the jOHN depository. threads of his that say a lot of things that make sense to no one, contain links that go defunct in record time, or are otherwise just goofy timewasters, are retired here. there's an awful lot of them
-dubman

http://www.ontheradio.net/radiostations/ktsmfm.aspx

99.9 (winky)

Gonna turn some shit DJ's upside down!

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Y'alls morning theme should be Housequake.

I think me Mum's pissed. Try bumping back at that bitches.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/25/....ap/index.html

[BeautifulBurnout]

Hahahaha!

Yeah, I saw this on the BBC News website.

Although I have to say what really made me LMFAO was the last two paragraphs of their report:

A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.
"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/...cit/index.html

An old illusion
an old illusion
an old illusion
yet, all existent

all together, or whatever that means

[Sean]

Right....it's all because of the stimulus package (meant to be read with sarcasm as thick as gravy). And why exactly did we need a stimulus package?

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080728/...uried_millions


And I swear, I have nothing to do with it.

I have $1.02 in my checking account until I get da welfare check from Daddy.

[dubman]

haha i like the BS about following bush's tax plan until 2012 fixing it all up.
that cant possibly be backed up, because no one is going to follow it. and if for some reason it's not back in shape after 4 years obama can be blamed for mangling up his "master plan"
my goodness, folks, dont let a democrat in the white house we all know what happened last time.
oh, wait a goddamned second...

and as an aside: what sucks about a stimulus package is when you get a letter saying that you're getting a huge-ass check, only to actually not get one at all...

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I got two.

One for a $1.00. I think they were trying to call me a dollar whore. or something. I told y'all I'm free.

Then, I got another for $25.10.



And I'm going to call the guys in the above video "cuties". Just to piss 'em off.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

you did all the wrong with the right, so everything's all right. Until now.

Can you say this?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25916299/

I plan to drag this bullshit through the dirt to eternity. Yous made it so easy.