Born Slippy, but which one?

[big screen satellite]

you want some Slippy!!! ...

here are all the versions, except live versions (unless released):

(plus some dodgy bootleg ones thrown in, that i know of...)

all available from this list: http://www.bigscreensatellite.co.uk/tracklistings.htm

Born Slippy 8:30 (12" / CD Remix)
Born Slippy 8:57 (Born Slippy original single 'a-side' not NUXX version 12" / CD / 12" Promo)
Born Slippy (Breakz Mix) 5:53 (Unknown Artists Bootleg Version 12" Only)
Born Slippy (Phrenetic Angel Mix) 9:01 (Bootleg Version CD-R Only)(CD-R)
Born Slippy (Fatboy Slim Mix) 2:32 (Right Here Right Now mix as featured on Big Beach Boutique CD)
Born Slippy (CJ Stone Mix) 6:40 (CD-R only)
Born Slippy Telematic 9:39 (Born Slippy original single 'b-side' not NUXX version 12" / CD / 12" Promo)
Born Slippy (Trance Mix 2001) 6:58 (Bootleg Version 12" Only)
Born Slippy (Trance Mix 2003) 6:34 (Bootleg Version 12" Only)
Born Slippy (Tribal Mix 2003) 9:31 (Bootleg Version 12" Only)
Born Slippy (Yves Deruyter Mix) 8:42 (CD-R)
Born Slippy ('Acoustic' Mix) 1:07 (Impromptu version recorded during an interview)
Born Slippy (Video) (CC) 4:27 (Capitol Records Inc Video)
Born Slippy (Tokyo Electraglide Mix) 13:30 (Ministry of Sound Club Classics 2004 Unreleased D/L special mix - not on Club Classics album)
Born Slippy (Brown Acid) (Version 1) 11:25 (Bootleg Version 12" Only)
Born Slippy (Brown Acid) (Version 2) 11:18 (Bootleg Version 12" Only
Born Slippy (aka Drug Boy) 6:17 (Hardcore version on Happy Jams Vol 2 12")
Born Slippy 2003 (Atomic Hooligan Mix) 7:23 (12" / CD)
Born Slippy 2003 (Atomic Hooligan Edit) 3:40 (Cd Promo Only)
Born Slippy 2003 (Radio Edit) 4:01 (Born Slippy single re-release remix CD / 12" / Promo)
Born Slippy 2003 (Paul Oakenfold Mix) 8:15 (Born Slippy single re-release remix CD / 12" / Promo)
Born Slippy 2003 (Paul Oakenfold Edit) 3:43 (Born Slippy single re-release remix Promo Only CD)
Born Slippy 2003 (Karls 'Ode to Cardiff' Mix) 5:40 (Radio 1 special recorded from source to MP3)
Born Slippy 2003 (London Elektricity Mix) 8:20 (Born Slippy single re-release remix CD / 12" / Promo)
Born Slippy 2003 (London Elektricity Edit) 5:03 (Born Slippy single re-release remix Promo Only CD)
Born Slippy 2003 (Rick's 12" Mix) 7:05 (Born Slippy single re-release remix CD / 12" / Promo)
Born Slippy 2003 (Rick's Down Ambient Mix) 4:57 (Born Slippy single re-release remix Promo Only CD)
Born Slippy 2003 (Rick's Edit) 4:04 (Born Slippy single re-release remix CD / 12" / Promo (same as radio edit))
Born Slippy NUXX 11:40 (12" / CD - it does also appear on the Anthology UK Promo CD)
Born Slippy NUXX 9:44 (Trainspotting CD version)
Born Slippy NUXX (NUXX Mix 11:40) same as long version above but called 'NUXX mix' occasionally
Born Slippy NUXX (Live) 10:56 (Everything Everything live version CD)
Born Slippy NUXX 7:33 (Anthology UK / Taiwanese / Argentinean commercial Versions CD & Vinyl)
Born Slippy NUXX (Edit / Short Version) 4:22 (Born Slippy single re-release CD)
Born Slippy NUXX (Short) 3:45 (French Cd single)
Born Slippy NUXX (Darren Price Mix) 6:31 (Born Slippy single 'b-side' remix CD / Vinyl)
Born Slippy NUXX (Darren Price Remix 2) 8:10 (Born Slippy single 'b-side' remix CD / Vinyl )
Born Slippy NUXX (Deep Pan) 9:59 (Born Slippy single 'b-side' remix CD / Vinyl)
Born Slippy NUXX (Fatboy Slim Version) 6:47 (dubious bootleg 12" / CD - played by Fatboy Slim / mixed by him?)
Born Slippy NUXX (Danny Boyles exclusive Trainspotting Edit) 3:58 (Promo VHS Video)
Born Slippy NUXX (Video (in the bath) 4:24 Promo VHS
Born Slippy 2003 (Video - Hula Hoop Version) 3:56 (Unknown Source)
Born Slippy NUXX (Video ) tba (Footwear Repairs VHS)
Born Sloppy (Plump Djs Mix) 6:52 Bootleg Version 12" Only
Born Slippy (Bare Foot) 4:10 (Bare Foot Jazzy Cover Version CD)
Born Sleepy (warb mix) 5:40 (fan mix)
Born Slippy Nuxx (another dodgy trance mix) 5:00
Born Slippy (Carl Cox remix) 4:45
God Born Slippy (Marco V Mash Up) 6:22
Born Slippy (Brainbotkiller Cover) 4:33
Born Slippy (DJ Pedroh Mix) 2:50+
Born Slippy (CSL Mix) 11.57 (fan mix?)
Born Slippy (Dictionaroke Mix) 2:52
Born Slippy 13:40 (Bootleg Babies Version)
Born Slippy NUXX 9:49 (Bootleg Babies Version)
Forget the Girl (Born Slippy) 9:10 (UK) Movin' (House tune sampling Born Slippy)

anyway.. i think Born Slippy sucks

thats why i have this many versions of it...