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Old 08-26-2009, 09:01 PM
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
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Act 16: Jesus says the "F" word.
ha love it..
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:53 PM
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
Man, this place has gone to hell in a hand basket. Wonder why? Anyways, this is just a snippet from a rough draft and there’s apparently some “problem” with the language.


ACT 18 - Jesus is questioned about the past and loses he calm tone for just a few seconds.

“Did you or did you not ask a Misses Mary Magdeline to marry you and did you have any sexual relations with her?”

Jesus - “I don’t remember, that shit happened a long time ago!”


This movie's never gonna get made...
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:35 PM
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
BRILLIANT SHOW PLANNED FOR SUNDAY
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:50 AM
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
jesus was gay anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8523538.stm
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Old 02-19-2010, 02:11 PM
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
Ya know, I've been wanting to post about this only to point out that I've heard this same statement MANY times since I was a child. And get this shit, it was always spoken by those "born again" religious(should I put this in quotations too? fuck it whatever) types.

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Old 02-22-2010, 01:58 AM
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That photograph of Sir Elton John made me shiver involuntarily.
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