The Collected Thoughts of Chairman jOHN

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I love you Sean, even though you're in a constant search for your brain.

Did I tell you about my porn viewing last night and the subliminal messages involved?

First viewing: CASTINGS - the dude kinda looks much like myself.

Second viewing: I went to page 150(I would have gone to page 1500 if it existed, but hey I do with what I have to work with). One thing I've noticed is you straights have so much more in the porn industry than the gays. When you round the figures, I pretty much hit the target.