The Collected Thoughts of Chairman jOHN

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Originally Posted by Sean

As for the oil profits, Exxon's not the only one. BP posted a 28% spike in net profits for this quarter as well. That's $9.47 billion in 3 months.

I know, but it's just so much more poetic.

Originally Posted by Sean

As for this:Whatever. At least the search for my brain hasn't already been called off due to hopeless conditions, jOHN.

Called off? Please explain.