The Collected Thoughts of Chairman jOHN

[dubman]

nonsesne is one thing, but being a liar, john?

shameful.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Originally Posted by dubman

nonsesne is one thing, but being a liar, john?

shameful.

I'm not lying du(m)bb, I already have a date to the prom.

She's paying me to go with her.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ

sean, you really DO need to take a break as you're looking more stupider(I did this on purpose so you can have an easy come back) as the posts come by.

Okay, dude. You sure did get me good with this one.

You're spitting your venom at the wrong person, champ. I legitimately responded to your link (not to what you wrote, because what you wrote made no sense), and then just made a joke that typically, you would've gone along with. But sure, be an a-hole if that's what you feel like being right now.

And since you're insisting on bringing it up, yeah, clearly we're the stupid ones....

Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ

you did all the wrong with the right, so everything's all right. Until now.

Can you say this?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25916299/

I plan to drag this bullshit through the dirt to eternity. Yous made it so easy.

Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ

Out of respect to Middle Eastern Peoples I'm removing this.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I love you Sean, even though you're in a constant search for your brain.

Did I tell you about my porn viewing last night and the subliminal messages involved?

First viewing: CASTINGS - the dude kinda looks much like myself.

Second viewing: I went to page 150(I would have gone to page 1500 if it existed, but hey I do with what I have to work with). One thing I've noticed is you straights have so much more in the porn industry than the gays. When you round the figures, I pretty much hit the target.

[Sean]

As for the oil profits, Exxon's not the only one. BP posted a 28% spike in net profits for this quarter as well. That's $9.47 billion in 3 months.

As for this:

Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ

I love you Sean, even though you're in a constant search for your brain.

Whatever. At least the search for my brain hasn't already been called off due to hopeless conditions, jOHN.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Originally Posted by Sean

As for the oil profits, Exxon's not the only one. BP posted a 28% spike in net profits for this quarter as well. That's $9.47 billion in 3 months.

I know, but it's just so much more poetic.

Originally Posted by Sean

As for this:Whatever. At least the search for my brain hasn't already been called off due to hopeless conditions, jOHN.

Called off? Please explain.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Come on Sean, I'm waiting. Don't give the BS that you're busy at work.

Everyone knows the slacker that you are.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Strangelet

aaannnnnnnnnnndddd.......

lock thread

My new favorite quote.

Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ

Called off? Please explain.

A lot of others are getting it.