gun sales boom because of Obama

[den]

Originally Posted by Deckard

GUNS!!
WAR!!
REAL MEN!!
REAL AMERICANS!!
MORE GUNS!!
BIG STEAKS!!
GIANT PORTIONS!!
HELL YEAHHH!!!
USA!! USA!! USA!!
SIZE XXXL!!
BIIIIG TRUCKS!!
BIIIG GAS GUZZLERS!!
FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT!!
YEEEEEAHH!!
MORE GUNS!!
HUNTING ANIMALS!!
HUNTING SISSIES!!
ACTION MAN!!!!
ARNIE!! STALLONE!! WILLIS!!
CHUCK FREAKIN NORRIS!!
F*CK YEAH!!!!
REPUBLICANS!!

RAAAAAARRR!!!*

Hey, I like big steaks and big trucks. Some of those things are pretty sweet.

And I totally agree with fucking the environment. I work in the environmental consulting business. Part of my job is to drive hundreds of miles in big trucks, run gas generators all day to fill up a few vials of water from a well, and then ship the samples across the country in a cargo jet so they can be tested for a few parts per million of contaminants. See? We can all make a difference.

[Deckard]

Originally Posted by den

Hey, I like big steaks and big trucks. Some of those things are pretty sweet.

And I totally agree with fucking the environment. I work in the environmental consulting business. Part of my job is to drive hundreds of miles in big trucks, run gas generators all day to fill up a few vials of water from a well, and then ship the samples across the country in a cargo jet so they can be tested for a few parts per million of contaminants. See? We can all make a difference.

Bet you have to buy XXXL size jeans too.

[den]

Originally Posted by Deckard

Bet you have to buy XXXL size jeans too.

Actually, only XXL. All that meth, you know.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Originally Posted by den

Actually, only XXL. All that meth, you know.

I knew a straight guy like that too, he worked at a bathhouse.