gun sales boom because of Obama

[Deckard]

GUNS!!
WAR!!
REAL MEN!!
REAL AMERICANS!!
MORE GUNS!!
BIG STEAKS!!
GIANT PORTIONS!!
HELL YEAHHH!!!
USA!! USA!! USA!!
SIZE XXXL!!
BIIIIG TRUCKS!!
BIIIG GAS GUZZLERS!!
FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT!!
YEEEEEAHH!!
MORE GUNS!!
HUNTING ANIMALS!!
HUNTING SISSIES!!
ACTION MAN!!!!
ARNIE!! STALLONE!! WILLIS!!
CHUCK FREAKIN NORRIS!!
F*CK YEAH!!!!
REPUBLICANS!!

RAAAAAARRR!!!*


Sorry, I've just got up!
(EDIT: as in the just rising out of bed sense)
(EDIT EDIT: ^^ OK, that sounds even worse.... )

To think that a skinny, mixed-race man of intellect is making this testosterone-fuelled portion of America feel threatened. Hilarious.

(*I'm Sarah Palin and I approve this message)