born silly : how many bloody versions are there?

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in the dirty chat room Lloyd, Big Screen Satellite and a few others were wondering how many versions / remixes of this song there actually are...

.. there's a cheddar mix for god's sake!! ....

so the conversation strayed onto silly mixes there could be and someone mentioned Dick Van Dyke mix....

here it is!!! the "chim chim eny mix"
www.solarpolar.co.uk/bornchim.mp3

Can you make a dafter mix?