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07-19-2009, 07:17 AM
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I missed you guys!!
And you gals.
(said in a thick gay lisp) Soooo...tell me whatssss been happenin' sorry about that... I'm married, now. I don't know if Janie told you. That was her job. And I'm sorry I didn't invite all of you. We had every intention of having you, and money wasn't the reason for our small wedding ceremony. We just didn't have the ambition to mail out that many invitations. Kara, my radiant and wonderful wife, got me a tungsten wedding band, because she knows that, as a boy, I will inevitably destroy everything I get my hands on. So, she rocks. We're in the middle of buying a house. We only had to look for about 3 weeks, and it's a cozy little spot. I'll probably have to change jobs, because the drive to my current place of employ would be about an hour. Oh, and before I forget, I'm gonna be a daddy. Kara's 9 weeks along. We had to get a dating ultrasound yesterday (cuz we do it a lot) and I saw my little nugget (seriously, it looks like a chicken nugget) movin it's little arm and leg nubs, with a teensy tiny little heartbeat just a hammerin' away like he was hopped up on meth. What's new witchoo?
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07-19-2009, 10:17 AM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
Hey not only are you still alive but youre married! congrats! stick around. theres still stuff to talk about here
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07-19-2009, 11:14 AM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
I didn't tell anyone, hon! I wasn't sure if I was supposed to. And anyway, do I look like your PR agent?
  Big congrats to you and your beloved again. Nice to see you back here. We have missed you too! Hugz J xx
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07-19-2009, 11:53 AM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
I'm keeping silent about the baby making. For now.
Oh, I can't tell you how happy I am the first is not going to be twins.
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#8
07-21-2009, 07:37 PM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
LOL...after nine weeks of pregnant wife, I might prefer the bullet dodging...
(i can say this because the lady of the house doesn't frequent the site...)
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You dodged a massive fucking bullet, man. The really huge Super Mario kind with the eyes on the side, where you had to run and duck into the little divot to avoid shrinking. You did that. You got into that divot, and you're still super sized, and you can break blocks with your face. Now get out there and step on some fucking turtles!! |
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07-21-2009, 08:22 PM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
Don't even fucking SAY "twins" bro. Don't even think it.
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You dodged a massive fucking bullet, man. The really huge Super Mario kind with the eyes on the side, where you had to run and duck into the little divot to avoid shrinking. You did that. You got into that divot, and you're still super sized, and you can break blocks with your face. Now get out there and step on some fucking turtles!! |
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