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Old 07-11-2008, 07:40 AM
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1st test
seems like a good decision by smith to put us in to bat.

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Old 07-11-2008, 09:25 AM
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Re: 1st test
'bout time we did something right after that shambles against the kiwis...
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Old 07-13-2008, 06:24 AM
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Re: 1st test
Speaking of that shambles that was the Black Craps recent tour of the Home Counties - may I give you one of the finer pieces of tongue in cheek reflection of said tour.

http://dropkicks.co.nz/cricket/black...e_feel_big_men

After beating England in the ODI international series a full strength Black Caps team played Ireland and beat them by a massive 290 runs. After the match captain Dan Vettori said "Ireland are a f***ing joke! We're the greatest team in the f***ing world, mate!"



After scoring 402/2 off the Irish team, mainly made up of any Irishmen who weren't doing anything else, the "mother-f***ing awesome" New Zealanders had the Irish all-out for 112.

This "splendid victory" over a "pretty f***ing sh*t" Ireland gives New Zealand a large number of records.

The match was played in Aberdeen (a neutral venue) which was tough on Irish captain Kyle McCallan who said before the game that "most Irishmen here that we could find were ex-pats or tourists and nearly all of them are rolling drunk. And a lot of them thought they'd be playing football. In fact that's why our wicketkeeper was wearing a Celtic jersey."

After being accused of bad-sportsmanship for their balcony antics agaist England in the fourth ODI, the Black Caps did themselves no favours when Brendan McCullum, after scoring his century, dropped his trousers and pointed to his penis shouting: "See this Ireland?! See this?! I'm a f***ing big d***ed cricket god!"

The Black Caps coach John Bracewell, laughed off the incident syaing "the boys were just blowing off some steam". He also added that it was a reversal of attitude from the test series where most of the team cried themselves to sleep.

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See - us colonials can laugh at ourselves. And we know our cricket team was not good. We were in fact, simply rubbish.
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Old 07-14-2008, 03:19 AM
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Re: 1st test
Top quality post mate! even more funnier than our clumsy attempts at bowling yesterday
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