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10-10-2005, 07:56 PM
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Do you Seagal?
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10-10-2005, 08:50 PM
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Re: Do you Seagal?
Added to the fact that they now speed up his fight sequences to make him appear to move faster than he actually is on screen. I think this practice started on the film Fire Down Below in 1997. That was the film with Seagal up in alaska fighting evil Oil men. The only reason I'm privy to such information is that I have two friends who take great pleasure in watching terrible action films while consuming large amounts of beer and pizza. It's a good time watching these shite films after six beers and a couple shots of whiskey. The viewings of these films are simply wonderful and as far as I can tell, the only way to really enjoy such bravada in subpar filmmaking.
Last edited by grady; 10-10-2005 at 08:53 PM. |
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10-11-2005, 08:33 PM
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Re: Do you Seagal?
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10-12-2005, 05:12 PM
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Re: Do you Seagal?
I hang out with a lot of guys that rent a lot of dumb movies looking for hidden gems... Seagal's made a couple of movies that are unintentionally hilarious, and a couple that are actually not too bad.
It's so funny how he's so clearly the hopeless nerd who took up martial arts in a desperate attempt not to get his ass kicked daily, then got a little too into it. It just shines through in his every role. He plays these laid-back heroes because that's what he obviously aspires to be, and probably what he's convinced himself that he is, but he still has this look in his eyes that says "I sure showed those bullies."
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10-12-2005, 11:08 PM
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Re: Do you Seagal?
you know... at a certain point all i could hear in defense of Seagal was that his particular martial art was more about breaking bones and actually putting people down than showing off... or hopping around (hence the gut he's had since like... Hard to Kill). of course, back then his biggest criticism was only starring in movies with prepositional phrases as titles... still true i suppose but there's so much more to make fun of him now...
is he still married to kelly lebrock? she was hot in Weird Science |
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10-17-2005, 11:42 AM
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