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Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ
Righty Ho folks, here's an update if you have not been paying attention.
REQUIRED TO FUCK(in the, gasp, sexual definition of the term):
1. Must consitently remind everyone everything is "All right".
2. Must be married. Then, anything goes. Apparently.
3. Must be "Christian". Or at least pretend* to be.
4. Must have children.
5. Being of the Republican side doesn't hurt.
6. Fanatical Muslims, apparently, are included in the above.
7. Mormons, Jewish, Baptist in the entertainment industry: Please refer to #6.
8. Children of all the above seem to be included. They are quite all right using drugs(legal or legal illegal medications included) too. Apparently.
*I've never forgotten you climbing that tree(there's nothing sexual about this part folks).
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Ahh, see I thought I was required to use the f-word in order to post in this thread. Otherwise I would've used something else like "pray twice daily!" or "Look both ways when crossing the street!" Nothing says risque more than "Pull the tag off the mattress!", man that gets my blood pressure rising just thinking about it!