ATTN DARREN PRICE: Bounty On Karl's Sparkly shirts

[BrotherLovesDub]

ATTENTION DARREN PRICE!

Sick of Karl taking the piss out of you at every radio show, journal entry, etc? Get your ultimate revenge on GRANDPA KARL by swiping all his sparkly tops. Once we know the manufacturer's name we can have the plant shut down for crimes against humanity.

For this I will pay $100 US Dollars per shirt. I know this will only buy you a curry and couple of pints in your homeland but it will be worth it in the long run.

PS. PLEASE RELEASE YOUR TRACKS YOU BASTARD.

[BeautifulBurnout]

LMFAO!

I quite like the sparkley top though. Reminds my of my disco diva days

[BrotherLovesDub]

right, it's a fine top for a woman karl's age.

[dubman]

hey if you can rock it you can wear it.
if i was as small as he was i'd probably try to get away with it too.

[TheBang]

Can't wait to see where this thread goes.

[switchbladesusie]

I'll chip in a few hundred to get my hands on those sparkly shoes Karl's been wearing of late.

Or, on the other hand, I guess I could just go to town in a craft store...

[big screen satellite]

sparkly adidas superstars - fine

sparkly - pearly king and queen shirts - not fine

i'm with BLD on this one....

perhaps you could send them to me for my Underworld museum, i'll stick them in the 'banned' room, with the Freur fright wigs, and Karl's ballet shoes

[switchbladesusie]

Stealing the Superstars is more a selfish act rather than a selfless act of saving humanity

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I thought, he needs to either make some gay friends or stop hanging out with ones he already has.

Slippery Slope?

[dubnobasswithme]

Originally Posted by BrotherLovesDub

ATTENTION DARREN PRICE!
PS. PLEASE RELEASE YOUR TRACKS YOU BASTARD.

I would like to second this