Hi I'm Steven.

[Steven Beck]

Hello.

My name is Steven. I was a fucking huge fan of Underworld ages ago but haven't really heard much about them since then. My fucking favourite track was Underneath the Radar. I can remember fucking bellowing it out in the street at the moon when I was fucking pissed as shit on the way home from the fucking pub. I could have sworn that fucking moon was in fact the radar in the song.

I'm hoping I can catch up with all the underworld stuff I've missed. I hope they're still cranking out fucking smash hits like UtR.

Anyway, I better fuck off, I have another 3 hours of fucking work to do.

SO GET HIP!