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Old 02-24-2010, 01:44 PM
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
ok...
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...029700c0f3.jpg

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...88e59259d7.jpg

...and when I have more time to spare I´m going to paint this with Karl´s running technique

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...26f6e15be8.jpg
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:59 PM
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Would it be too much to ask to paint his face innit too?





NOOOO! I mean, in drag. He's funny when he puts on a dress.
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:27 AM
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
ha..ha.. like this one?
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...fa7dac4af8.jpg

Just kidding...my idea was actually to paint a picture like this on my "own water painting" one day. I´m looking for a better motif, though. I want him cute, you know...
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Old 06-19-2010, 04:29 PM
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
Act 19 - Jesus' Shrink Wants To Place Him On Court Ordered Meds

Jesus (lying on shrinks couch): I recently read a book on S&M and cannot figure out if I'm sadist or masichist.

Shrink: Are you hanging out with gay people? Again?

Jesus: No, this one's not even gay. But I'm confused about which part of the S&M game I'm to play. I mean, what does it mean if I pretend to enjoy getting fucked, and I don't mean in the sexual sense. You see, politicians and the religious leaders who who have sex, in all the wrong ways they say they're against, apparently have God's son by the balls too, because they say that's the way it is. Anyways, I really don't like getting fucked with, but there's a bit of pleasure knowing they will be tortured, ya know, later. But not by me, so I guess I'm not really the masicist either, no?

Shrink: I'm going to place you on meds.

Jesus: But I don't need meds, what if I refuse?

Shrink: It will be court ordered. You see, here on earth, we're God. That's just the way it is.

Jesus - :|
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Old 07-27-2011, 10:05 AM
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alright.

REEEEworking the title. Again.

Jesus Returns: Watch Christians Terrorized the F*ck Outta Him.

Do you think that's too brash? Critique's* welcome!!

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Oh, and the past participle error is/was intentional. I'm being, like, artsy.
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Old 11-18-2011, 01:09 PM
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Chapter Something: Jesus Goes All Conservative On His Students


Jesus: So, ya see kids, the men over there didn't have the little blue pills your Dad uses, so they had to cut off their horns for better erectile disfunction remedies. Now, all the rhinos are dead and gone and they're never coming back again. Ever.

Children: Blank faced.

Jesus: K, now it's my smoke break and your recess time. Don't anyone beat anyone up today.
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