*GASP* No he dinnit

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

SEE: It’s official: Obama is black
President checks black, not black and white, on census form


The way I look at would be, like, say I was standing in line at the bank and then...no wait...change that. Saaaaaay, . . . hmmmm, say there's a burning apartment building and a bunch of bystanders are watching it burn down. And then Obama runs in and then out with a crying baby in his arms and then he approaches me to hand me the baby, but I grab a lady standing next to me and put her in front of me and he hands her the baby and then runs off. Then, the police come to the scene:

Policeman: "Describe the hero who saved the baby."

Me: "uuuuuum, he was black." would be the first thing I'd say.