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Old 07-19-2009, 07:17 AM
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I missed you guys!!
And you gals.

(said in a thick gay lisp) Soooo...tell me whatssss been happenin'

sorry about that...

I'm married, now. I don't know if Janie told you. That was her job. And I'm sorry I didn't invite all of you. We had every intention of having you, and money wasn't the reason for our small wedding ceremony. We just didn't have the ambition to mail out that many invitations. Kara, my radiant and wonderful wife, got me a tungsten wedding band, because she knows that, as a boy, I will inevitably destroy everything I get my hands on. So, she rocks.

We're in the middle of buying a house. We only had to look for about 3 weeks, and it's a cozy little spot. I'll probably have to change jobs, because the drive to my current place of employ would be about an hour.

Oh, and before I forget, I'm gonna be a daddy. Kara's 9 weeks along. We had to get a dating ultrasound yesterday (cuz we do it a lot) and I saw my little nugget (seriously, it looks like a chicken nugget) movin it's little arm and leg nubs, with a teensy tiny little heartbeat just a hammerin' away like he was hopped up on meth.

What's new witchoo?
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Old 07-19-2009, 10:02 AM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
excellent news - congratulations on both fronts!
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Old 07-19-2009, 10:17 AM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
Hey not only are you still alive but youre married! congrats! stick around. theres still stuff to talk about here
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:14 AM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
I didn't tell anyone, hon! I wasn't sure if I was supposed to. And anyway, do I look like your PR agent?

Big congrats to you and your beloved again. Nice to see you back here. We have missed you too!

Hugz

J xx
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:43 AM
Rog
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Re: I missed you guys!!
hello agin sarc! many congratulations on your wonderful news!
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:53 AM
jOHN rODRIGUEZ
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Re: I missed you guys!!
I'm keeping silent about the baby making. For now.

Oh, I can't tell you how happy I am the first is not going to be twins.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:28 PM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
Good to hear from you again Sarc, and brilliant news! Congrats to you both!
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:40 PM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
Congratulations, Sarcasmo!
I'm also getting hitched, in 70 days! Got the ring - couldn't feel comfy with the tungsten, it was like wearing a heavy bolt on my hand! But yeah, durable for sure!
Best wishes for the honeymoon period and forever!
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Old 07-20-2009, 07:43 AM
Dunwho
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Re: I missed you guys!!
Congratulations and celebrations!
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:52 PM
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Re: I missed you guys!!
Hey Sarc, glad to hear after all this time that you aren't dodging bullets and are settling down and starting a family. That's great news and I wish you all the best!
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