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Old 08-27-2006, 09:35 PM
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Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
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Guess no MI:4 then?!?
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Old 08-30-2006, 04:27 PM
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Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
I read Cruise has been calling Brooke Shields for anti-depressants.
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Old 08-30-2006, 05:59 PM
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Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
I stuck my brain in neutral and watched Scary Movie 4 last night on DVD. Tom Cruise got sent up something rotten in it, and the Oprah sofa moment at the end had me pissing my pants.

You know he's in a dangerous place when movies are using him as comedy material.
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Old 08-30-2006, 09:45 PM
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Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
This made its rounds a while ago but I thought it was pretty brilliant.

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Old 08-30-2006, 11:15 PM
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Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
At the end of the day, how much is all this really going to matter. So Tom Cruise got out of the tightly held collar his PR people used to have around him. His rep. is down a bit, but he'll still be making movies. Look at Harrison Ford and that atrocious piece of garbage Firewall that he starred in earlier this year.

As long as Cruise sticks to doing rolls like Frank T.J. Mackey in Magnolia and Vincent in Collateral, he'll be fine.
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Old 08-30-2006, 11:25 PM
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Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
He's got nothing to worry about....people know his movies bank hardcore (his acting is pretty killer too IMO) and so therefore he's got a new deal already...lucky nut.

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Old 08-31-2006, 12:17 AM
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Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
It's just like dominos falling into place. He'd have a new deal before the week was over.

I'm sure Mel Gibson is overjoyed to have some of the hallogen spotlight shining away from him at the present.
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:38 AM
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Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
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I'm sure Mel Gibson is overjoyed to have some of the hallogen spotlight shining away from him at the present.
it woulda went away quicker were it not for those jews.
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:42 AM
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Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
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it woulda went away quicker were it not for those jews.
I'm TELLING YAS!!!! THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING!!!! EVERYTHIN!!!!

(I wonder what Matt and Trey have in mind for an upcoming South Park episode involving this media event)
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:45 AM
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Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
I'm wondering if we also really need a fourth installment in the Mission Impossible series, or as I like to call it, 'Tom Cruise trying to be James Bond.'
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