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Jesus Returns! UPDATE
Well, kinda sorta. This is a scene that has hit the editing room floor. I'll explain later.
Act 13: Jesus Volunteers For Hooker Outreach Program Jesus: See? You're not the only ones who've been beaten about by a bunch of rich old blind men. Can we have those biscuits and tea now? You always have the BEST biscuits. Act 14: Jesus Is Asked to Volunteer Elsewhere Hooker Outreach Program Worker: ". . . maybe go into the film and entertainment industry." Jesus: Oh God.
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
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I'm hoping like heck these are stage directions or film dialog. Do explain, or my old complaint holds - why posted in "craft" jOHN? Then again, one could say all your postings are "creative writing" of a sort...in which case, never mind!
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Funny thing happened the other day when speaking to a certain artist. Conversation when like this: (?): Really? You'd write that? j: Oh hell yeah, I'd just lay back and let it write itself on out. (?): But I wanted to be the one who writes you. j: Oh no, no, no. You're a decrepit old man, I'll do the writing here. Then maybe you'll have a heart attack and I can take some of your memorabilia home. (?) I guess that's kinda sweet. Which would be your favorite memorabilia? j: Which ever gets the most on eBay, of course. WTF? What are you drinking tonight?
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
...pretty much what i expected.
Keep trying to write that first coherent post.
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
NEW UPDATE!!!!
O.K., "they" are pressing me to re-title to: Powder Returns: With Attitude. I threw my Quid Pro Quo Moment with, "If we're gonna re-title this flick with Powder in place of Jesus it will read: Powder Returns: And After 6 Years of Bullshit, Everyone Suddenly Understands His "Fuck All Ya'all Attitute. They said NO.
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Re: Jesus Returns! UPDATE
Act 15: Jesus volunteers for suicide prevention center.
Jesus: I’m totally serious. I care about you so much. If you were to die tomorrow, I bet I’d commit suicide the next day. Sinner #390,483,904,803,948.5: NO you would not! Jesus: Nah, probably not, but you know it’s the thought that counts. And I’m(jOHN) not promoting suicide in anyway. Come on look at me, people are going to wonder(for real) about this shit forever.
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