UW Fans Stuck in Bad Weather, Proof God Hates Underworld?

[BrotherLovesDub]

Our fearless travellers are stuck in the slums of Finland, unable to cross the frigid waters seperating them from a night in Tallin getting their earholes probed by glorious sounds from Underworld. After trecking through the most dire parts of Europe (Utrecht + Amsterdam), these brave men are now stuck in one of the most uncivilized parts of the world, with nothing but hot food, liquor and high speed internet to keep them warm. Is there no god? Does god hate Underworld or more importantly, Underworld fans? Perhaps Helsinki has a "crossroads" where Frodo and his pal can sell their souls to the Devil (dressed as Tiesto) for a safe passage to Tallin. Perhaps the Underworld Hydrofoil can zip across the choppy waters to resue them from ending up drunk on the streets of Helsinki and immortalized in some GreetingsFrom website. Either way, this is proof that downloading is bad for the music industry. Let us pray.