Happy Birthday you Bastard

[big screen satellite]

It was September, 1972

When MattV came home with a gift for you

He said I bought it for you because I love you

And I bought it for you because it's your birthday, too Biz

He was so very nice, he was so very kind

To think of me at this point in time

I used to think of him, he used think of me

He told me to close my eyes

My gift would be a great surprise

I saw tears were in his eyes

He never meant to hurt me

Oh, God, Johnny, don't wave that 7" Vinyl at me

There's so many ways our lives have changed

But please, I beg, don't do this to me

Johnny, don't scracth that vinyl please

Can I save my stuff at any price?

For God's sake won't you listen to me?



Happy Birthy Day Biz - (note changes made to lyrics, badly)

May your Day be Perfect (Kiss)

sorry i don't have any pressies now, but i hope this song will cheer you up

Matt

[Professor]

omg that's so perfect

mattv ftw

[BrotherLovesDub]

thanks to everyone for the good vibes!

[stimpee]

um yeh i missed it but whatever. hope you woke up face down fully clothed pants down in a pool of your own vomit...

i.e. had a good time