Thom Yorke - The Eraser

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

As gay as is sounds, this is what many carpenters/builders use on rough hands over a stove as the heat source. Keeps their wives happy.

and yes LionJoe, scoop a hefty amount of petroleum(get your minds out of the gutter) into your palm, pour about twice as much sugar on top. It's best to melt the petroleum while working into your hands before sugar, but only if you have someone there to pour it on for you. Sounds kinky, but it's as innocent as gophers.