Do you Seagal?

[b.miller]

you know... at a certain point all i could hear in defense of Seagal was that his particular martial art was more about breaking bones and actually putting people down than showing off... or hopping around (hence the gut he's had since like... Hard to Kill). of course, back then his biggest criticism was only starring in movies with prepositional phrases as titles... still true i suppose but there's so much more to make fun of him now...

is he still married to kelly lebrock? she was hot in Weird Science