LOL Man Utd

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colleen's family have reconfigured the expected divorce settlement, wayne has realised that spain isn't in england, fergie's found out that there IS a player bigger than man u.

only winner - rooney's agent. nobody else walks away well. fergie looks bewildered, man u fans are backtracking so fast we're back to wednesday, wayne's put ALL of his playmates offside. dear me.