Do you Seagal?

[grady]

http://www.lightningdrink.com/

Amazing.

I am speechless. Though I must admit, I want to try one.

[myrrh]

I like how they have a guy with a tight body on the website, instead of Seagal himself. I guess his still hasn't got enough energy to loose that gut he has.

[grady]

Added to the fact that they now speed up his fight sequences to make him appear to move faster than he actually is on screen. I think this practice started on the film Fire Down Below in 1997. That was the film with Seagal up in alaska fighting evil Oil men. The only reason I'm privy to such information is that I have two friends who take great pleasure in watching terrible action films while consuming large amounts of beer and pizza. It's a good time watching these shite films after six beers and a couple shots of whiskey. The viewings of these films are simply wonderful and as far as I can tell, the only way to really enjoy such bravada in subpar filmmaking.

[Raz]

Good ol' Windmill Arms.

I think it was Fire Down Below where he pretended to be some uber-handyman repairing porches and shit. ROFL.

[the mongoose]

hell, he doesn't even do his own fights anymore. They yell cut....and a double comes in and does it!

info from Kiss of the Dragon commentary track.

[Renze]

can't really stand his movies, apart from Under Siege. But that's because Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey made it so enjoyable...

Under Siege 2 was ok too.