Sweet ass teaser poster for Transformers!

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Originally Posted by third.toughest

I wasn't sure if I was watching a movie or a propaganda film (part automobile company/part "Yay US Military"). I was EXTREMELY disappointed in it!!!!!! The effects were sloppy and happened so fast I couldn't tell what was going on. The plot was ridiculously stupid.

Are you that are bitching and moaning even listening to yourselves - you expected what exactly from the plot - The Piano?/2001: A Space Odyssey?/Dogma?/Transformers by Shakespeare??

FFS - it's a movie about giant talking robots!!!

That's it!

It's got action, it's got a hot babe, it's got holes in the story, it's got cheese, it's got some comedy.

It needed more Barricade and more Starscream - but there's always time for a sequel.

I'm not creaming my pants and saying it's the best movie ever - but I went and saw it on the biggest, loudest screen in my town, precisely because it's a movie about BIG FUCKOFF ROBOTS beating the crap out of each other.

I laughed at bits, I cringed at others, I went "Team America, FUCK YEAH!" a few times, and all in all basically walked out having enjoyed myself the entire time. And the wife did too - and she hates geek culture and pop-hype.

Christ - go back and watch the original Hasbro cartoon and get all anal retentive and invertedly obtuse with your analysis over that "infantile pap" - which coincidentally involved big robots talking and cheesing it up far more than the movie did.

I want to see an Aussie version take place at Bathurst in which 40 foot high Holdens and Fords beat seven shades of holy hell out of each other.