fucking _______ ______ed my ________!!!!

[Professor]

I was on the fucking bus...and then all the people got on in Chinatown, and then the fucking bus stopped, and filled with more people in Chinatown, then a guy got on, and hit a Chinese woman, and then the fucking guy was dragged onto the street, and the fucking bus didn't move, and then I had to get off the fucking bus and walk my ass to work.