Hail Shearer

[stimpee]

Seems that if youre in the top half of the prem youre ok. If youre not, then theres always the danger youre gonna get relegated. One bad manager / owner/ chairman later and youre in the Championship (or League One if youre really unlucky.

I worked out that there are 14 teams that have been in the premier league and then got relegated twice. Only Man City have made it all the way back up.

At least Newcastle have got a large support and high media profile. Someone will want to come in and "save" them. I hope that somebody comes in right after Boxing Day though (after they've been thrashed by The Wednesday at Hillsborough!)

[stimpee]

New NUFC away shirt: http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/java...6154005,00.jpg

He doesnt really want to be there. You can see it. He looks like a cross between a custard cream and a deckchair.

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[happiness stan]

ouch, is that for real?
we all have had some dodgy strips, but that one is something else.

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sod fashion - you can pick up a cool and charismatic player

[matt]

Newcastle. Doomed.

Lose 6-1 to League One side Leyton Orient on the weekend, knock 20% off the price of 'that' kit before the season's even started and now Steve McMahon's Profitable Group have pulled out of buying the club.

Dark times on Tyneside.

[matt]

Just read the following in a daily email from The Times:

"I wonder what your opinion is on the transfer situation at Newcastle? Weren't we all expecting a fire sale when they got relegated? Yet, with a few exceptions, the squad is still in place. Is there really a transfer embargo? You mentioned last week you thought £8k a week were fair wages for a Championship footballer, but we know Newcastle have a number earning over 50k a week. Do you really expect this situation to continue into the season starts? Or do you think we will see a clearout to reduce the wage bill before the transfer window closes?"
Chris

GJ: The club has been put up for sale and Seymour Pierce, the advising company, has had expressions of interest. It had been hoped that a deal would have been concluded by now so a new manager could shape his squad. It's not clear what has caused the delay.

The owner has received some advice that he should trim the squad to reduce the overdraft, making the club more attractive to potential buyers, which makes sense. But several agents have hit a brick wall when they tried to negotiate the sale of their players out of the club. Alan Smith was to have talks with Wolves, but his agent was told that they did not want him to leave in case the club was bought by a billionaire who wanted the squad intact for an assault on the Championship. The possible sale of Sebastien Bassong has been stopped for a similar reason.

While it is understandable that the club want to keep their top players to attract prospective owners, it would have seemed in everyone's interest for players such as Smith to leave, not least because he is a high earner and could have an effect on the overdraft. The longer the takeover takes to conclude, the higher the overdraft might become and the shorter the time left for the manager to sign the players he wants for the season, which is two weeks away.

It's not clear whether the club can fund (by a loan or higher overdraft) the wage bill and cover the loss of income from relegation if they intend to carry the same squad into the season and there is no takeover.

Players in the second tier should be earning between £4,000-8,000 a week for a club to be financially sound, but of course the figures will depend on the size of the club's income. Newcastle will have a much higher than average income for a Championship team so the wages they can afford to pay will be higher. That said, they will suffer a drop in TV income next season of around £30m, even after the parachute payment, so the impact of Smith earning £3m a year and Duff on £4m etc will suddenly mount up.

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to be honest, until that fat cunt sells them, i can't view it as my club. the whole saga's just so shitty that i can't even go near it...

[stimpee]

If you dont offload some players, and/or fail to perform this season then the shit could hit the fan and the club could go down again. Its a tough road back.

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it's a huge load of shit - and that twat ashley's just continuing to fuck it up more and more. it's like he's hell-bent on driving the club as far down as possible by fucking up every potential sale. at key points all he's done is fuck us up - every appointment, every transfer or non-transfer, and now every potential takeover seems timed to go to shit just to fuck us over.