bird flu from asia?

[Troy McClure]

I'm just going to hide in my bunker, follow the apocalypse via Google Maps:
http://tinyurl.com/swinemap09

And listen to Pink Floyd's 'Animals' on a loop.

Jason

[chuck]

Or the Beatles...

"
Have you see the little piggies
crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt
to play around in

Have you see the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts
to play around in

In their sties with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a darn good whacking

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives
to eat their bacon "


One more time

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

And the phrase, "I gonna write a song!" can still be funny:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/29...sic/index.html

[Deckard]

Ian's favourite Republican is up to no good again...

"I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter. And I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence."

How exactly is this coincidence more interesting than other coincidences, Michelle? Do tell...

(Never mind that the '76 swine flu scare happened on Ford's watch not Carter's)

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Originally Posted by Deckard

(Never mind that the '76 swine flu scare happened on Ford's watch not Carter's)

You may just solved a riddle right there on your own. But, ya know, they've never lied to us before, or anything, so let's give 'em the benefit of the doubt...


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And more ironical twists of fate: http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/04/30/rel...ure/index.html

"You become what you hate" ring any bells????

Thank GOD I don't hate straight people!!!!!

[//\/\/]

maybe she'll stop ranting about 'open borders' if this turns out to be true...

...and maybe apologise to mexico/retract her stories/do the decent and responsible thing and point it out?

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Yeah, and in defense of Biden, look at it this way, with the past V.P. everything he said, in the beginning, was GENIOUS, then, uh-oh, no it wasn't.

With Biden, everything he says, in the beginning, is stupid, then, later, it'll be "He's a GENIOUS!". Common sense has become the new genious, I think.

I comma alot on purpose.

[Deckard]

Hey jOHN, I love the ironic misspelling of 'GENIOUS'

Clever!

Also, commas are good, but *cough* "a[space]lot" *cough*

(Ok, enough pedantry from me - for now)

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Originally Posted by Deckard

Hey jOHN, I love the ironic misspelling of 'GENIOUS'

Clever!

Also, commas are good, but *cough* "a[space]lot" *cough*

(Ok, enough pedantry from me - for now)

You left out the "B" word. I love it when you call me that.

[Deckard]

...bitch!