VP Debate Drinking Game

[nosajmunson]

Well, after the Debate last night, I ended up in the emergency room with Alcohol poisoning, again.

I told the Doctor that I didn't want to feel the tube down my throat when he pumped my stomach, cause I hate that feeling. He said not to worry, he had an unapproved method, but it always worked and no one complained. He then said "I'm a real Maverick here at the hospital".

I then chugged the flask in my pocket and proceeded to pass out on the gurney.


Man, I am really looking forward to the next debate.