I missed you guys!!

[Sarcasmo]

And you gals.

(said in a thick gay lisp) Soooo...tell me whatssss been happenin'

sorry about that...

I'm married, now. I don't know if Janie told you. That was her job. And I'm sorry I didn't invite all of you. We had every intention of having you, and money wasn't the reason for our small wedding ceremony. We just didn't have the ambition to mail out that many invitations. Kara, my radiant and wonderful wife, got me a tungsten wedding band, because she knows that, as a boy, I will inevitably destroy everything I get my hands on. So, she rocks.

We're in the middle of buying a house. We only had to look for about 3 weeks, and it's a cozy little spot. I'll probably have to change jobs, because the drive to my current place of employ would be about an hour.

Oh, and before I forget, I'm gonna be a daddy. Kara's 9 weeks along. We had to get a dating ultrasound yesterday (cuz we do it a lot) and I saw my little nugget (seriously, it looks like a chicken nugget) movin it's little arm and leg nubs, with a teensy tiny little heartbeat just a hammerin' away like he was hopped up on meth.

What's new witchoo?