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WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The United States military's Northern Command, formed in the wake of the September 11 terrorist attacks, is dedicating a combat infantry team to deal with catastrophes in the U.S., including terrorist attacks and natural disasters...

...and pissed off mobs of unemployed victims of the housing bust.

At least this is a more honest approach. I mean before the bush admin would send blackwater mercenaries on u.s. soil to get around the pesky no deployed army on domestic soil thingie.

Ah fuck it. lets just wave to our friendly neighborhood navy seal on the way to work and get used to it.

The Army says the non-lethal training is an outgrowth of missions that troops have faced around the world in recent years.
"We need a lot more in our toolbox in order to deal with angry people on the street," said Col. Barry Johnson of U.S. Army North.

Yeah..... that's really good to hear there, sport.