debate drinking game

[nosajmunson]

Using Lager/Beer/Stout...And one bottle of your favorite burbon/whiskey (For Me, Jack Daniels).

First 30 minutes:
-Everytime McCain says something about himself being the agent of change= lager

-If Obama drops a hip hop referrence, do a shot.

-If McCain talks about having glass stuffed in his dick during the war, do 2 shots.

Next 30 Minutes:
If McCain says Muslim and Obama in the same sentence = lager

If McCain says Maverick and Obama follows up with "Where's Goose?" = lager

If Obama says "Chill the Fuck out Gramps, I got this shit." = shot

Last 30 minutes:
(Your going to be too toasted to really listen that well, so go for the visual queues).

Everytime McCain does his little jaw twitch in anger = Lager

Everytime Obama gives his million dollar "Damn, you just pissed me off" smile while McCain is talking = Lager

Everytime the mediator has to wake McCain up = Boiler Maker (Drop your shot in the beer and chug)

Everytime Obama has this "Seriously, are you wearing depends gramps?" look = Main-Line some H.