Republican Convention

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• Abortion: I'M A WAR HERO
• American principles: I'M A WAR HERO
• Civil rights: I'M A WAR HERO
• Cylons: I'M A WAR HERO
• Disabilities: I'M A WAR HERO
• Economy: I'M A WAR HERO
• Education: I'M A WAR HERO
• Energy: I'M A WAR HERO
• Environment: RIG IT HOWEVER
• Ethics: I'M A WAR HERO
• Family: BANG MORE YOUNG BITCHES
• Fiscal: I'M A WAR HERO
• Foreign Policy: I'M A WAR HERO, AND I'LL BOMB THE GOOKS-ER, RUSSIANS... UM. WHATEVERTHEFUCK
  
• Gun Control: I'M A WAR HERO
• Health care: I'M A WAR HERO
• Homeland Security: I'M A WAR HERO
• Immigration: I'M A WAR HERO
• Iraq: I'M A WAR HERO
• Monogamy: I'M A WAR HERO
• Political Experience : I'M A WAR HERO
• Poverty: I'M A WAR HERO
• Prostitution: I'M A WAR HERO
• Rural: I'M A WAR HERO
• Service: I'M A WAR HERO
• Seniors & Social Security: I'M A WAR HERO
• Technology: I'M A WAR HERO
• Use of the I'M A WAR HERO
• Veterans: I'M A WAR HERO
• War Heroes: I'M A WAR HERO

how the fuck does crashing yr fkkn plane and spending years in a prisoner camp make you a hero. you sat it out and took it like a bweeb because you couldnt do fuck else. did you get hassled in a war camp for america? jesus