debate drinking game

[nosajmunson]

Using Lager/Beer/Stout...And one bottle of your favorite burbon/whiskey (For Me, Jack Daniels).

First 30 minutes:
-Everytime McCain says something about himself being the agent of change= lager

-If Obama drops a hip hop referrence, do a shot.

-If McCain talks about having glass stuffed in his dick during the war, do 2 shots.

Next 30 Minutes:
If McCain says Muslim and Obama in the same sentence = lager

If McCain says Maverick and Obama follows up with "Where's Goose?" = lager

If Obama says "Chill the Fuck out Gramps, I got this shit." = shot

Last 30 minutes:
(Your going to be too toasted to really listen that well, so go for the visual queues).

Everytime McCain does his little jaw twitch in anger = Lager

Everytime Obama gives his million dollar "Damn, you just pissed me off" smile while McCain is talking = Lager

Everytime the mediator has to wake McCain up = Boiler Maker (Drop your shot in the beer and chug)

Everytime Obama has this "Seriously, are you wearing depends gramps?" look = Main-Line some H.

[Troy McClure]

It might cause alcoholic poisoning but a shot when McCain says 'surge'.


Jason

[Sean]

Every time McCain says "my friend", and every time Obama says "the notion that..."

[cured]

I took some liberties from what I have seen so far in this thread and added others...

Whaddya think?

1 shot for the following phrases:

* Surge
* My friends
* Anbar
* Withdraw (or Reduction)
* Shift
* Maverick
* Hope
* Support our troops/men and women in uniform

1 shot for name-dropping a middle eastern leader

1 shot when Obama interjects with a "Now, wait a minute" type of remark

1 shot when McCain breaks monotone

1 shot for each "flip flop" accusation

2 shots anytime Palin is brought up

3 shots if they both agree Pakistan will be the next central battlefield

any others?

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Originally Posted by dubman

oh god half an hour in we'd just be laying on the floor, twitching legs and getting exponentially dehydrated.

ok an hour. but still. crazy idea

You obviously don't know me very well.

[cacophony]

good god. if you took a drink every time they compared "wall street" to "main street" you'd never make it to the end.