Jesus Returns! UPDATE

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Well, kinda sorta. This is a scene that has hit the editing room floor. I'll explain later.

Act 13: Jesus Volunteers For Hooker Outreach Program

Jesus: See? You're not the only ones who've been beaten about by a bunch of rich old blind men. Can we have those biscuits and tea now? You always have the BEST biscuits.

Act 14: Jesus Is Asked to Volunteer Elsewhere

Hooker Outreach Program Worker: ". . . maybe go into the film and entertainment industry."

Jesus: Oh God.

[holden]

Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ

Well, kinda sorta. This is a scene that has hit the editing room floor. I'll explain later.

I'm hoping like heck these are stage directions or film dialog. Do explain, or my old complaint holds - why posted in "craft" jOHN?

Then again, one could say all your postings are "creative writing" of a sort...in which case, never mind!

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Originally Posted by holden

I'm hoping like heck these are stage directions or film dialog. Do explain, or my old complaint holds - why posted in "craft" jOHN?

Yes, I'm writing a stage play. Thank god you got something right.

Funny thing happened the other day when speaking to a certain artist. Conversation when like this:

(?): Really? You'd write that?

j: Oh hell yeah, I'd just lay back and let it write itself on out.

(?): But I wanted to be the one who writes you.

j: Oh no, no, no. You're a decrepit old man, I'll do the writing here. Then maybe you'll have a heart attack and I can take some of your memorabilia home.

(?) I guess that's kinda sweet. Which would be your favorite memorabilia?

j: Which ever gets the most on eBay, of course. WTF? What are you drinking tonight?

[holden]

...pretty much what i expected.
Keep trying to write that first coherent post.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

dit-toe!

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

NEW UPDATE!!!!

O.K., "they" are pressing me to re-title to: Powder Returns: With Attitude.

I threw my Quid Pro Quo Moment with, "If we're gonna re-title this flick with Powder in place of Jesus it will read: Powder Returns: And After 6 Years of Bullshit, Everyone Suddenly Understands His "Fuck All Ya'all Attitute.

They said NO.

[Andrea]

Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ

Yes, I'm writing a stage play. Thank god you got something right.

Funny thing happened the other day when speaking to a certain artist. Conversation when like this:

(?): Really? You'd write that?

j: Oh hell yeah, I'd just lay back and let it write itself on out.

(?): But I wanted to be the one who writes you.

j: Oh no, no, no. You're a decrepit old man, I'll do the writing here. Then maybe you'll have a heart attack and I can take some of your memorabilia home.

(?) I guess that's kinda sweet. Which would be your favorite memorabilia?

j: Which ever gets the most on eBay, of course. WTF? What are you drinking tonight?

...may I?



(?): Really? You'd write that?

j: Oh hell yeah, I'd just lay back and let it write itself on out.

(?): But I wanted to be the one who writes you.

j: Oh no, no, no. You're a decrepit old man, I'll do the writing here. Then maybe you'll have a heart attack and I can take some of your memorabilia home.

(?) I guess that's kinda sweet. Which would be your favorite memorabilia?

j: Which ever gets the most on eBay, of course. WTF? What are you drinking tonight?

(?) milk

j: oh, give me a break!

(?) break?! please, no break!

j: what??!?

(?) no break

j: oh God, just drink you milk and shut up!

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Have you taken your meds today?

[Andrea]

Oh, it´s worse...no meds, no drugs, not even a small drink and ordinary 9 to 5 and hobbies like flying and making 18th century clothes and painting.
(love painting and photo myspace.com/andrea_sweden)

Honestly I´m a very odd fish but you can call me stupid or..... I don´t know...

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Yeah.