cacophony - american badass

[cacophony]

yeah i know this is the world forum and this isn't quite on topic but this is where i spend my time.

meet the world's youngest underworld fans:






that's jacob and owen. they're a few weeks premature so owen's getting a little help in the breathing department but the nose tube looks worse than it is.

[Deckard]

Oh WOW!! Congratulations!!!

They look adorable!

EDIT: and how's the mother feeling right now?

[Strangelet]

wow. i am in awe. congratulations, cacophony, you must be on cloud nine. Forewarning: don't let them gang up on you.

[froopy seal]

Congratulations! Owen looks like a future astronaut, Jacob seems more old skool (maybe sporting an afro whilst listening to retro hip-hop, sometime around 14 yrs?).

Which are their fav UW tunes?

[gambit]

Awesome! Congratulations, cacophony!

[dubman]

oh so this is why you weren't around huh
pfft
giving biiiiiiirth
having baaaaaaaaaabies
dude giving birth sounds like a sweet deal. you get hella breaks and all you have to do is produce a human being. it's like the most bomb magic trick ever. in fact, i'm going to show up to work all radiant and expecting child, and when showtime comes i'm gonna get all criss-angel-mindfreak up in that fuckin hospital and out come twins for no goddamn reason. it's like two arnold schwartzenegger movies in one. fuckin' boss.

...

why does that kid look like an astronaut?
congratulations

[Sean]

Congratulations! A good friend of mine at work had twins seven months ago. Like her, you're going to have muscular biceps from carrying them around as they get bigger that you can use towards being a badass...

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

You made my day, thank you.

[BeautifulBurnout]

Congratulations, Mum! Every day will be like Christmas Day from now on, believe me. (well, at least until they are old enough to start dissing you and arguing and cursing and leaving their rooms in a tip... )

Seriously, though, having kids is the most amazing thing in the world and I am getting all broody now. Very best wishes to all 4 of you.

OK - I get to ask all the "women's" questions:

What time were they born?
What weight were they?
How long will they be in hospital?
How are you doing?

Hugs
J x

Originally Posted by dubman

dude giving birth sounds like a sweet deal. you get hella breaks and all you have to do is produce a human being. it's like the most bomb magic trick ever.

...and I'll have a word with you later....

[Strangelet]

Originally Posted by dubman

it's like two arnold schwartzenegger movies in one. fuckin' boss.

i would pay top box office dollar to see you go through an actual 9 month gestation process with twins, so good idea.