Working on screen play today

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

It's in the History of the World Part (?) style.

Working titles:

Jesus Returns: With Attitude.

Jesus Returns: I Got Nailed To Cross For This Shit? Studios heads say this isn't going to happen, but I'm pushing as hard as I can.


Scene One: Jesus Teaches Brushing Methods.

Jesus: O.K. kids take out your toothbrushes and give your teeth a quick brushing after your lunch. You do not need toothpaste for your after lunch brushing. Do not brush longer than singing “Happy Birthday To Me” twice or people will think you are a crackhead. No fastword with your lyrics boys or people will think you are a crackhead.

Picture of crackhead on PowerPoint Presentation.

Scene Two: Jesus gets written up on office.