psssst...

[//\/\/]

...wanna buy some viagra, anybody?

i can also offer a share in a $500,000,004 christian africa investment scheme - honest

mum's the word, eh?

[Dunwho]

but of course...

[mmm skyscraper]

Do you accept UK lottery checks? My millions are on the way.

[BeautifulBurnout]

That's funny, because I am a Nigerian princess. It is a really sad story. All of my tribe were wiped out during an attack, and my father's millions were hidden away in a bank in Lagos.

The problem is, I can't access them in the bank, because I also need £10,000 to get all the paperwork done and pay all the legal fees to be able to release the money. I would be prepared to give £500,000 to anybody who would be prepared to help me. All you would need to do is contact Barrister John Smith at the address below and send him the money, and within a week £500,000 would be transfered to you via Western Union.

I promise you that I act in good faith. All my family has suffered bady but God would reward you for helping me.

The address is

Barrister John Smith Esq.
C/o Mrs B Burnout
Lagos

[Dunwho]

THIS IS SPAM


I WANT YOUR MONEY

....

NOW.



.....I SAID NOW!

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Can I still make a donation even though I can still make rock hard boners all on my own?


That's not P.C., is it? I mean penile erectile non-disfunction thing going on.

[stimpee]

Originally Posted by BeautifulBurnout

That's funny, because I am a Nigerian princess. It is a really sad story. All of my tribe were wiped out during an attack, and my father's millions were hidden away in a bank in Lagos.

The problem is, I can't access them in the bank, because I also need £10,000 to get all the paperwork done and pay all the legal fees to be able to release the money. I would be prepared to give £500,000 to anybody who would be prepared to help me. All you would need to do is contact Barrister John Smith at the address below and send him the money, and within a week £500,000 would be transfered to you via Western Union.

I promise you that I act in good faith. All my family has suffered bady but God would reward you for helping me.

The address is

Barrister John Smith Esq.
C/o Mrs B Burnout
Lagos

NOT ENOUGH CAPITALS and/or spelling mistakes. Unless you were intentional with "transfered" and "bady"

[//\/\/]

i had a corker the other day - some bloke admitting he'd swindled the u.n and ivory coast government out of $5bn and was asking for help to launder it because the situation in the country was becoming a bit unstable (presumably due to the lack of infrastructure)

[BeautifulBurnout]

Originally Posted by stimpee

NOT ENOUGH CAPITALS and/or spelling mistakes. Unless you were intentional with "transfered" and "bady"

Gadzooks! Nope, not intentional at all!

LOL at //\/\/ too! Hehehe. They really are muppets aren't they?

[Deckard]

I had one today titled "Dont be a flaccid toolcarer"

Seriously. Tool carer. Who relates to a phrase like that?

Ah well. Makes a change from all the usual ones seeking to exploit my "strong desire to pleasure women".