[Malt Refund]

Have you seen it? It's literally four feet tall.

I just can't justify it's size compared to what's in it. It's thin, the pages are mostly empty space. It's big for the sake of being big, and was the largest book I owned (even against a few oversized comics.. Art Spigeleman's "In the Shadow of No Towers" gave it a run for it's money, both were thrown out in the end).

Books go on a bookshelf.. my bookshelves are pretty generious when it comes to size, but Tomato just blew it away with this massive offering. New rule: If it doesn't fit on the bookshelf, I can't own it.