[froopy seal]

Technically, this would have to be titled "My Personal Awkward Situation of a Few Months Ago", but this doesn't make for a good title and since I lead a dull life I must cling to the few awkward situations that occur. Anyway, here goes:

I am at the FitCom gym. I decide to use the sauna for the first time. Me sitting in the men's* sauna all alone (it's late). Out of the spa mists, this small, black, probably cute, well-worked-out, muscly, bald Brazilian guy enters, toweling his luxurious body rather extensively and unnecessarily lasciviously. We start to talk, he tells me that he has to leave the EU for three months to Istanbul because he doesn't have a permanent permit of residence or something etc. etc. Suddenly, totally out of context, he informs me that this very gym is notorious for its high quota of men-loving men, sometimes called FuckCom due to incidences in the saunas and steam bath. He looks at me, continuing toweling himself in above-described manner. And there it is:

AWKWARD SITUATION, lasting approx. two seconds.

Eventually, the situation is resolved conventionally, we separate, I rarely see him at the gym, we say hello. Whew.



*That brings to mind another "we have a situation" from the same location (I know I should save it for a separate post but I'm not that clever): I'm on my way to the sauna when a pair (mixed sexes) steps out, talking, one of them oblivious to her swaying sitting balls (sorry, but it's true) in front of my eyes. They decide to leave and she goes over to the women's area. (THAT DOOR ISN'T LOCKED??? OMG!!!) Also, she sounded American. Did she see me smirking?



So, what have been your personal awkward situations in the past?

P. S.: This story wasn't meant solely to entertain jOHN.