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Originally Posted by djeddy
i would like to start a petition to officially ban Michael Bay from ever touching a film camera again...
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I will sign the crap out of that petition. And incidentally, Turd-formers 2 has made $389,508,496 in the US, and $423,209,446 overseas for a total gross of $812,717,942. Dear lord help us all.
By the way, if you haven't seen it already, there's a great
article about Michael Bay in the Onion from a few months back:
Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up 'ThunderCats'
APRIL 13, 2009 | ISSUE 45•16
LOS ANGELES—In the largest deal ever made to shit out a movie, Warner Bros. and director Michael Bay announced a landmark $50 million agreement this week to monumentally fuck up ThunderCats.
"I couldn't be more excited to completely fuck this up," said Bay, who plans to begin production on destroying the live-action adaptation next month. "ThunderCats has a great story, endearing characters, action, adventure, space-travel, and fantasy. It will be an honor to run it into the ground."
"I'll use every directorial tool I have to suck the very life and charm out of this beloved cartoon," added Bay, claiming that the film could turn out to be the most colossal piece of shit he's ever worked on. "I won't rest until I get every last scene exactly wrong."
The article continues and only gets more and more harsh. It's brilliant.