Check out this scapegoat:
http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/201...t-130.html.php
I'm not an expert with kinda thing, but my bet is he gets prescribed some pills that are, like, the opposite of Viagra, like, it shrinks and you can't feel a damn thing down there. Then, unlike myself where the fuck party gets rubbed in your face as "HA! Look what we can do!", his "friends" are going to be all, "Sorry you got caught.".