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And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.
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i thought the days of dave barry making me laugh were long over. he's still got a few left in 'im.
i love post-anaesthesia mellowness. you're sitting there, totally accepting of your state, your incapacities, and you know it's all good if you're just allowed to... sit... for awhile. and you can. you can sit forever. sitting is so still. mmm. yes.
meanwhile everyone else around you is talking about ibu and hydration and are you feeling ok and etc etc...
and you're all "why are they wondering if i'll take too much vicodin? it says take two every few hours. thats cool. i can do that. it's not like... im fugginnnnnnnn..... heath leger or something.
i got this.
oh, my
friends are here. suuuuuuuuuuuuuup