And now - an incident to rival the infamous "Under Arm" delivery by the dirty, cheating, snivelling, crybaby Australian Chappell brothers.
Elliot impeded! Sidebottom dives and tackles! Collingwood: "Captain Cock"
"the spirit of cricket" tarnished. mutter, mutter, mutter...
England in moral turpitude. Huzzah!!
Priceless moment of the day - lipreading the NZ players celebrate the overthrow on the final delivery and the winning runs.
"You fuck, chunts chitting" (make up the sentence yourself)
And now Collingwood banned for 4 ODIs because England bowled their overs too slowly.
Oh the morality of it all - the arcanity - the pointlessness.
2-1. Roll on Lords.