[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I had a dream last night that I met Mrs. Sharon Osborne-(should be hyphenated with your mum's dawwwling)

And suggested charity donations (in huge fucking steel drums bolted to the ground) be set up. AND SHE SAID YES! No wait, it does take a sad, melankolic turn. I starting crying in the dream responding, "I didn't believe people like you existed anymore." Strangely, I wasn't crying when I woke up.