[dubman]

for all you haters, i hope your children dont look up to you as role models, because then they will be lame failures who'll grow up listing the local barbecue social on their calendars as an event to attend, because somehow that would be more fun than being part of a generation that made a movie called 'snakes on a plane' bust all box office records ever.

you'll sit home stuffed on your principles and fall asleep watching shitty television, while i will be drunk and waching samuel l jackson taze animals, after which i will have sex.

plebians.