[Loch Ness Monster]

The next time you hippies throw a festival up here, do me a favour. Clean up after yourself! And stop throwing shit into the loch! That's my home, man.

By the way, I have some great pics of people having a swim with no clothes on...you know, from under the water. Haha - you suckers didn't know i was down there, did you. PM me for details.