[den]

That was somewhat amusing.

But this guy needs to go to some better parties where people don't put on System of a Down and Tool albums.

One of the funniest comments I've ever heard about music comes from The Onion AV Club about James Blunt's "Beautiful":

"It's music to lose your virginity in a freshman dorm room to. (See also Dave Matthews Band's "Crash" and John Mayer's "Your Body Is A Wonderland.")"